April 22, 2008...5:21 pm
Oh, potty mouth!
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Currently I’m SUPPOSE to be at a CPR class, blowing into non sexual life sized dolls.
Instead I’m sitting at the computer FUMING because after busting my proverbial balls to find the Red Cross building in an area that I’m not overly familiar with (thank you to the guy at the car wash who was very helpful in pointing me in the right direction!)…I was informed that because of some crisis or another-the class is rescheduled and now I will have to take a personal day off work in order to attend the class and manage to stay awake for it.
Needless to say, I was not too happy to hear this information. I was already fairly stressed out from the rush to find the place and the fact that I was a few minutes late (I really loath being late). I also haven’t felt all that great today with an upset stomach and some “women issues”. So I was in a pretty pissy mood to begin with. Still, I’m a bit embarrassed to admit that my very first reaction to the news was to utter (not loudly, but loudly enough for at least one coworker to hear) “you’ve gotta be shittin’ me.
So I will publicly apologize to the American Red Cross and say that I’m very sorry for my choice of words today. My mama taught me much better than that, and had she been there, I would have been slapped across the face for using that language (hell, for even THINKING of using that language) and also that I have a lot of respect for your organization and did not mean to be disrespectful. It will never happen again. Or at least, until the next time you decide to play the same game on me. 
8 Comments
April 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm
True, Very True.
April 22, 2008 at 5:38 pm
We are all allowed one potty mouth a month…it’s a rule. :o)
April 22, 2008 at 6:28 pm
“My mama taught me much better than that, and had she been there, I would have been slapped across the face for using that language (hell, for even THINKING of using that language)” - I know how you feel! Sometimes though in moments of extreme rage/annoyance I think it can be excused
April 22, 2008 at 6:46 pm
*snicker* too funny. Every now and then, however, sometimes the shit just has to fly.
April 22, 2008 at 8:24 pm
oh I thought…high schools in the US taught CPR…
April 22, 2008 at 8:46 pm
That sucks. I hate being late too… how many times I rushed in the morning, running after the bus, in a snow storm etc. to find out last minute my class was canceled!
You are SO allowed to swear!
April 23, 2008 at 1:25 am
I think the curse word in your apology was a nice touch.
April 23, 2008 at 9:54 am
hehehe potty mouths are fun - swearing is cool, dammnit!
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